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| Hey, here's some news- poker is treating me very well these days. I find that I'm winning lately, which is a nice change from how I usually roll when it comes to playing cards. The secret- make the other players think you're playing sloppy so that when the big hand hits for you and you bet big they feel comfortable calling your big bet. I'm writing a poker book. It's called "What? I Wrote a Poker Book? That's Awesome!" Look for it in Barnes & Noble right next to the super discounted "Chicken Soup for the Teanager's Soul" books.
I'm going to be DJing the BrCoLee Bowl this Saturday on Lee's campus. I've been looking for a great way to get my name out to all three schools and this should definitelly be it. The hope is that the kids like what they hear and ask me to do campus activities for them and/or house parties. I WILL rule the world, one party at a time. | | |
| This just in- my taxes are done. Yes folks, TurboTax.com is just one more reason why the Internet gives me satisfaction. I bet you're wondering about my refund... it's ok... AND BY OK I MEAN $600!!! Whew!! We're going to Disney World! Actually, the only reason it's that high is becasue I'm a dj that no one hires and I have purchased a grip load of records. Let me dj your barmitzva, please.
Oscars- April 24th- your face will be rocked off. There will be too much rock and not enough room. The amps will all be at 11. The songs will move you to tears- not because you'll be sad but becauses the rock will be so loud and awesome your ears will be bleeding. Don't forget it. | | |
| We practiced last night for the Oscars and let me tell you something... rock and roll is here to stay. We've got so many tricks up our sleeves that it's not even funny. I hope you are all ready for a show that will rock your face off. If any of you want to know what we'll be playing... too bad. I'm not going to tell. :) | | |
| So I haven't had my voice now for two whole weeks. Two weeks! Do you know what that is like!? I feel like a limb has been amputated. And not just any limb- the limb that would host the hand that I write with. Yes, it stinks. I still sound like an experienced smoker. It's so frustrating because everything I do (work, friendships, etc.) depends on me having a voice. And I don't have one. Please, give me yours. | | |
| So my voice is gone. I sound like a frog that's been smoking for 30 years. I started losing it early last week. If you see me on campus and I'm not running my mouth like usual, that's probably the reason. I probably will be running my mouth and just sounding rediculous though.
Big ups to everyone who had a hand in jrsr this year. I thought the food was amazing. Sure, it was a little cold and wet for go-karts, but it was still much fun. I love a good excuse to dress up. I wish we had more here at Bryan. All the ladies and the fellas looked so good in their formal atire.
This just in- my electricity bill for the last month was $260! Who's jacking into my breaker box, huh? Usually my bill's around $120/month. I bet my friendly next door neighbor is really heating his house off of my outlets.
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